The Obama Hypogaeum

For centuries, humanity has sought concealed, underground space in which to conduct the unseemly matters of its reprobate nature. And, it appears the Obama administration has every intention of following the same pursuit deep into what may soon become a 2 trillion dollar deep abyss from which we may never recover.

America is simply not worth what Obama will cause it to owe.

From as early as 3650 b.c., early indo-European civilizations made use of natural geological formations to construct underground “facilities”, known as hypogea, in which to manufacture and implement all manner of social, political and cultural ugliness. Most hypogea were constructed out of macabre necessity, but more often than desired they were utilized to conspire the disdainful issuances of rogue or tyrannical governments. The hypogaeum, ironically, was often built underneath municipal facilities which were simultaneously used in planning political propoganda and staging covert military operations, while supplying space for the community to entomb the dead.

Today, Barry Obama makes ready to execute his twisted version of a hypogaeum, in an ideological equivalency of this dark, subterraneous apparatus. He will exploit the municipal super-structures of America for his doctrinal planning while employing the ideological subgrade upon which it was built to bury the innocent who his policies will massacre.

Obama has began an antagonistic campaign, a fiscal assault if you will, to gain mandate over the resources of the people. He works with feverish lust, working in his mind a devious plan to exploit our hard earned worth for the construction of the largest, enigmatic monster of administrative infrastructure in the history of mankind.

The pretend president has signed an unprecedented number of executive orders in less than the first week of his coup. In signing each one, he unilaterally, and tyrannically, issued ideological eviction notices to half of America. Not to mention, his atrocious orders brought an end to his farcical pre-election commitment to bipartisanship, of which we are not surprised. Backed by the fanatical left wing of the legislature, we fully expect at least four years of unilateralism from the most liberal president in American history.

Contrarily, while virtuous America bravely struggles against dual economic fronts to maintain the basics of life and uphold decent principles of lawfulness and morality, the mad doctor Obama drudges in his basement labratory to “Frankenstein” the most horrific creature ever witnessed in human economic history. His plan will soon bring the stanchions of American livelihood under the control of the most oppressive socialistic government in our nation’s history. As a result, the mortgage industry, the banking industry and the transportation industry will be nationalized social programs before 2012.

Obama’s devious plan to assume jurisdiction over our lives will be one step closer to completion.

As Shakespeare wrote, “..know, thou noble youth, the serpent that did sting thy father's life now wears his crown……remember me…..”

It is important for dissenters against Obama to remember America’s founding fathers at this time.

The foundations of our liberty, set forth by America's originators, tremble as the great pretender assumes an uninvited position in the high places. Obama is not acknowledged in the halls of our national history, nor is he accepted as one who upholds its purpose. He postures himself upon a falsely held belief of victory while furiously and fanatically implementing the most rejected and destructive consummation between government and industry in human history.

In accordance with the ongoing theme of illegitimacy in the Obama sadministration, it was announced today that a suit has been filed challenging the eligibility of Hilary Clinton to serve as the Department Of State's "girl friday".


In any other time in America's political history, this might be shocking. But, all you need to understand the typicality of this new ruse is to look at the characters involved. Then, it all makes perfect sense.


The consolation prize, formerly known as Secretary of State, has become a tertiary symbol of America's first faux government. When Hillary Clinton co-habitated the White House with Dishonorable The Cowardly Dawg, her roll as First Scorned was, primarily, to survive the remainder of Willy's trists, which, admittedly, in itself presents the foundation for a new gynocracy.


But, other than that, what has she ever really done?


She represents no real accomplishment in leadership except to gain the empathy of desperate housewives all over urban America. Her senatorial stint in New York was the result of a cast-in-place relationship with that state's democratic male dominated bossier. And, any dimwit with a pulse understands that the malignant relationship between her hassle of a hubby and Obama is one of ultimate proximal convenience to anything she aspires for in leftist headwear.


The irony in this particular challenge to her eligibility is that it echoes yet another of a series of questions about Obama's progressively implemented Constitutional distortions. Clinton's appointment rests smuggly between a fury of executive orders and campaign promises that were justified by nothing more than a hysterical response to hate-lust for the previous administration. It just goes to show that if enough irrational people protest the height of a bridge by jumping off, the builder will cave and raise it.


The dissapointment with any prospect that Madame Clinton may be left out of her pyrite appointment is that our imagination will be forced to abandon entertaining images of her fetching coffee between sessions of short-hand for State Department Biggerwigs, futher frustrated by her inability to cross those rotund thighs in something other than a pant-suit.


But, that's for another day's perusal.


Rest easy, my loquacious fairer ones. We need not be overly sympathetic. Afterall, the depth of a Clinton's skin is directly proportionate to her lack of experience to perform an actual job in government. She will survive. And, her position will be mantelized with the rest of the self congratulatory pomp we've been assailed by thus far. Besides, she's butchy enough to diminish any failure under the guise of EOE pander.


It makes one wonder where she might have ended up had she actually divorced that adulterer we once referred to as Billary.

What Excuse Do They Have Now?

As a black man is installed to the foremost political position on earth, to an unprecedented place in the history of his race, and admirably so, let’s take one last moment to revile the ideologically desolate as we embrace the coming era.

With the wretched corruption of “Racial Bias” politics now stripped of power, and the obsequious executives of "Big Entitlement" convicted, let’s ask the tearful victors, Oprah, Sean Penn, Matt Damon, The View gaggle, and other hate-filled media slag, if they are willing to renounced hyprocrisy.

Now that they are recently remanded from accountability for their disdain of the incumbent, in the spirit of equality, of course, they will most certeainly regard our new president, in his failures, with equal derision, right?

Certainly they empathize, whereas a man of one race achieving success like a man of another is called “equality”, that same man failing like the latter should most certainly be treated with the same level of veniality, as well, right?

Finally, my post-election delight is seeing Reverend Wright, Farakhan, Sharpton, and the remaining slew of defamatory, race-mongering hacks, as they are finally forced ahead, without the livelihood of their victim mentality, into a legitimate purpose in humanity.

Obama was installed to the presidency as their pathetic excuses for the ongoing, self-inflicted travails of the black race, in the wake of the greatest African-American triumph in political history, are cast into oblivion forever.

As you ponder that paradigm, many of you on the left should be ashamed of your disgusting behavior and verbal desecration for the last 8 years.

November 4th, 2008 will forever be the day in American history when the race-card industry was poetically lynched……and good riddance.