Obama: Please Don’t Show Your Birth Certificate Yet. We Need Your Help Repealing ObamaCare First

A Guest Editorial by Dan Crosby

And you thought Obama was a liberal.

When Barry Soetoro-Obama came on the scene in 2004, nobody really knew much about his origins or his associations. Even today, his biography is fallow, wanton and strangely over-protected.

With all that he claims to have done as America’s first bi-racial president, it remains a stagnant drag on Obama's legitimacy that he still remains ambiguously identified. In fact, given the depth of secrets this man has kept from the American public about his natal history, his education, his eligibility and his global travel, it wouldn’t surprise the most rabid supporter that he may, in fact, have some skeletons which his political opponents are now leveraging against him.

Obama’s sudden reversal against his widely touted quest to “roll back” Bush-era tax rates is just one indication of the possible black mail (pun intended), being used against the anointed usurper. Either that, or Bush remains in control by proxy. A recent Gallup poll does have Bush's approval rating higher than Obama's, 47 to 46.

That is hilarious. But, I digress.

What vintage Americans must come to realize, however, is that Obama’s legitimacy is simply unimportant to his pilot fish. They wouldn’t have it any other way. The guy is a money maker for a polarizing media complex. Why in God’s name would anyone want Obama to be exposed as a usurper at this point? Too many people are getting rich off of his brand of socialism and too many of his political opponents are getting exactly what they want, legislatively.

Hey, its just our national sovereignty that’s in peril. Relax. China’s got our back. If things don’t work out with Obama, we can always sell our children into slavery at the local dog food factory and sterilize our daughters. Don’t complain. Tai Chi is wonderful way to start your day before a days work in a rodent infested industrial facility.

Last week, for some unknown reason, Barack Soetoro-Obama became a GOP houseboy without so much as a "can I take your coat?" His stunning reversal in approving an extension of the Bush era tax rates even had his republican counterparts scratching their heads…albeit with a smile on their face.

So, what’s next? Don’t ask, Don't Tell? Immigration Legislation? Entitlement Cuts? Hey…how about ObamaCare?

How many miles can we get with this "birther" thing? Seems to me that, as long as that damn birth certificate remains locked in Chiyome Fukino's personal desk drawer, the political right in America can pretty much leverage Obama on anything.

If extending Bush era tax cuts were that easy with an undocumented worker as a green light, how hard do liberals think it will be for the GOP to leverage that secret information in order to fry bigger fish? Really? You still living that whole “Hope and Change” delusion are you?

We are about to witness the worse case of double agency in American political history. Ian Flemming couldn’t have written a character any better.

“Soetoro…..Barry Soetoro…double agent, is about to make George W. Bush look like a liberal.

Hey, look at the bright side. The deep, dark hole dug by Obama for the last two years will serve as a great hiding place for the liberal establishment.