by Pen Johannson
In the immortal words of actress Billie Burke, playing Glinda the Good Witch in a timeless vintage American movie classic, “Only bad witches are ugly.”
Nothing could say more about 90-year-ol', liberal White House press antique, Helen Thomas... and we haven't even began to address her looks, yet.
America might have preferred a house-laden tornado, but "forced retirement" (code words for being fired for thinking your age and experience gives you permission to express public hate for an entire demographic) will have to be good enough for Elphab..er..uh, Thomas. If only ridding liberal anti-Semitism from the world were as easy. In the absence of a heel-clicking Jewish heroine able to melt her with a strategically thrown bucket of water, we will just have to settle for the joy of watching the wicked witch of the liberal east wilt away under a torrent of disgrace and witless dementia.
If respect erodes for Thomas, it’s her own fault. In a recent gaffe loaded diatribe, the liberal hagosaurus revealed her true desire to see the 7+ million citizens of Israel dissolved and scattered, nationless, among the failing anonymity of the various European geographies from whence they sought sanctuary from holocaustic murder and persecution. In effect, Thomas sided with the rising hatred for God’s people in the same manner fomented by every Jew hater since the egyptian pharoah who enslaved them, from Ramesses to Hitler to radical islamists.
If this is too complex for fragile liberality, let's ponder it in reverse terms. What if a long standing conservative media voice has said, "I think all the blacks should get the hell out of the Lower 9th Ward and go back to Africa.."?
Kinda equalizes the Thomas ilk, eh?
When it comes to hating Jews, liberals are quite proficient. What is the difference between the views expressed recently by Thomas and the intent of those expressed by Iran's Ahmadinijad in his desire to defy the will of the living God and bring an end to the state of Israel? If Thomas wasn’t such a senile biddy, it might actually be tempting to take her militancy seriously. But, really…what is a prune going to do? Fortunately, her existence on earth is about as contemporaneous as her buddy, Mahmoud, can only fantasize Israel’s to be. Unfortunately, we don't have the option of relegating Ahmadinijad to some pristine raisin ranch. Unlike Thomas, we may actually have to drop something on his head from a different kind of Tornado...the GR4 type.
The liberal establishment’s denial of Israel’s right to exist is not surprising. They are, afterall, the actual racists of our time. Projecting their own hate by levying accusations of racism against their political opposition is a pathetic tactic often used by bratty little siblings and the immature left in a desperate lobby for acceptance for their moral deficiencies. However, what is disturbing is the truly evil dissemination of such publicly displayed anti-Semitic ideology among long established persona of the American media. Although, given the hypocrisy by Thomas, farting dust might be just as offensive.
Thomas’ career has taken the misfortunate road most traveled by liberal hacks. The “crash and burn”, "Dan Rather" decommissioning seems to be an irresistible force culling the liberal slag from America’s vintage media purity. To wit, this is not a disappointment, and we can only hope it continues. They deserve their disgrace. We only wish they had been eradicated before being allowed to encourage and embolden the evil, flying monkey Ahmadinijads of the world.
Fortunately, Thomas has since been forced out of her position, into a long overdue retirement. If only she could take the entire anti-jewish establishment, and its Godless, amoral degeneracy with her.
In the end, the vacant, front-row seat in the White House Press Briefing Room will finally be filled by someone far worthier, far less hypocritical and more racially tolerant. Then again, Maggie Hamilton's success may have simpy been the result of Helen Thomas missing the casting call in 1937.