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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Obama’s First 50 Lies In His First 100 Days

By Danny Crosby

As Barack Obama closes his first 100 days as the newly installed liberal appliance, TDP has compiled, in no particular order, a list of his first 50 lies and misrepresentations disseminated on his behalf.

1. His Anointment. Looking through a secularized, morally desolate, liberal perspective, getting to be a socially illegitimate reproductive consequence of a deadbeat northern-african descendent and an indiscretionary pubescent mother is the only thing Obama shares with Jesus. But, the similarities end there. Sorry, Oprah.

2. “I won”. Obama was elected by racist blacks, pathetically ashamed whites and rabidly psychotic, Bush-hating liberals. Not exactly the pride of our society. But, apparently there were enough illegal aliens available in America to pass off the fraudulent election. Anyone ensconced into a position by such indecency deserves to lead those who select him. In the words of America’s game show icons, “Congratulations.......Tell him what he’s won, Bob!”

3. ACORN. The proverbial adage about not falling far from the tree is true after all. In this case, the largest contingency of black racists on the planet formed a community activist organization and committed themselves to shoe-horning any dark skinned person into a White House. They succeeded in their scheme by using tactics of blatant voter fraud, intimidation and probable violations of campaign finance laws. Congress may finally be taking notice.

4. A Lack Of Fiscal Regulations. The failure of Wall Street is not the result of a lack of federal regulations. It is the result of incompetence and misregulation of the wrong things on the part of politicians like Barack Obama, Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi. Any prosperous, successful American became so because Government had not yet figured out what they were doing to become successful. Government involvement in human prosperity is the destruction of human prosperity. Financial success occurs during the lag between grand ideas and government’s realization that there are taxes to be confiscated from those ideas. Obama is the first global manifestation of that realization in the 250 year history of America. And we are becoming slaves to the rest of the world.

5. Stimulus Package. Nancy Pelosi’s destruction of prosperity also known as "Irreparable Indebtedness". An idea birthed in the depths of liberal, baby-boomer pathology attempting to claim legitimacy by stealing from the kind of people they can never be.

6. “Overseas Contingency Operations”. In stigmatic form, the perpetual propaganda apparatus of the liberal Obama administration has reached the heights of absurdity in its attempts to throw adjectives at terrorists until they run out of bullets and suicide bombers. This is war against terror and against those who use the muslim religion to inflict fear, pain and death. America should take the lead in killing them all. It is not just overseas. It is not a contingency. And, it is not an operation. It is a fight for existence and the conflict that will eventually define humanity.

7. “Manmade Disasterists”. Perhaps Obama’s command of language is not as adept as first thought. The world has called them “terrorists” for longer than Obama has been alive, so naturally, now he has taken up duties as their PR manager overhauling their image into lovable fuzz balls. Obama, the community activist, hard at work promoting the worst of humanity completely forgetting the murder of 3000 Americans at the hand of his beloved "Disasterists."

8. The End Of Earmarks. He will go line by line..........And, the American budget will not provide special interest groups and pet projects with tax money from the American people.......except for the first 9,000 earmarks Obama supports, of course.

9. Alternative Energy. Mostly, hot wind… copious amounts. The government makes way too much money from the oil industry. And, even Obama’s liberal mind understands that no one drills for sunshine.

10. Green Technology. Any implement which draws us backward to prehistoric times does not qualify as “technology”.

11. Tim Geithner, Head Tax Cheater. Liberals don’t mind raising your taxes……..because they don’t pay them themselves.

12. Lobbyists At Work. Obama said he would not appoint special interest lobbyists to work in his administration. Then, he hired several of them to work in his administration.

13. Gitmo. No, closing the asylum will not magically cause the criminals within to suddenly become sane……….or disappear.

14. Transparency. Obama’s opacity is not unexpected. Try to remember where he comes from.

15. Obama’s Intelligence. He is educated and talks well when teleprompted, but is he intelligent? Einstein once said that intelligence is a reflection of a man’s humility.

16. Inflation. Obama thought that meant putting more air in your tires, not destroying the value of America’s monetary system.

17. Teleprompteritis. Maybe one day, the American people might get to hear something from Obama.

18. Global Warming Legislation. Pipe dreams funded by billions in tax money from Exxon, GM and the American Coal Industry.

19. Budgetary Consignments. Fancy words for monetizing our economy in an attempt to convince the world that Obama’s liberal budget is a good thing. Meanwhile he is killing our worth and selling your children to the Chinese on a 50 year margin.

20. Tax Cuts For 95% of Americans. 50% of which never actually pay any taxes from which cuts might be made in the first place. So, actually, its tax cuts for Obama supporters and cake for the rest.

21. Bill Ayers. Just an attempted murderer, living in Obama's neighborhood.....visiting frequently.

22. Reverend Wrong. Never in the history of religion has a man professing service to God been so in contempt of Him.

23. Rezco. The real beginning of the housing crisis.

24. Fannie and Freddie. The legacy of Barney Frank, America’s poster child for fiscal greed and stupidity.

25. Joe Biden. He was the best Obama could find? At least Ted Kennedy, obligated to oncological appointments, would have made fewer stupid comments. Biden missed the vice president training seminar. But, so did every other liberal Obama considered as a mate.

26. After-ghanistan. Just because you create a war across the street doesn’t mean you get to put your address on it. Redeployment across a border does nothing to diminish the necessity of deposing tyrants and liberating the people they tortured, regardless of any reason anyone told the rest of the world we were doing it. When killing satan is the objective, only God knows why.

27. Black Listing. Rush Limbaugh is just one of thousands of conservatives who can rest knowing they are doing everything right when they get that much attention from Obama’s government. Limbaugh rightly considers it a badge of honor to be hated so much by liberals.

28. Everybody’s President. Has Obama ever been to the state of Oklahoma? EVER? Has he ever set foot west of Chicago? No, you are not president in some places of America.

29. Con-census. By bringing the U.S. census bureau under the jurisdiction of the White House, Obama is attempting to redistribute America’s wealth with the lie of padded demographics.

30. Illegal Immigration. Two words. Aunt Obama. Does anyone really think Obama would uphold the laws of America at the cost of liberal electoral power in Washington?

31. Heath Care Fixation. Because of liberals, it has become too expensive to die in America. The mortality rate among humanity hovers around 100% and insurance is never going to change that. And, when Hillary Clinton begins her pander to convince medical professionals willing to accept less pay for being a federally subsidized doctor, Cuba will be overrun by sick Americans. The problem is not the industry……it’s people in our government looking in the wrong places to try to make a purpose for their own desolate lives.

32. Barry Soetoro. When did Obama actually become a U.S. citizen? Or, has he ever actually done so?

33. "Too Big To Fail". When failure becomes impossible, we can never succeed. When those who exist for the very purpose of preventing loss become the loss, the apocalypse is upon us. Nothing created is bigger than its creator. AIG was created to serve those who made it, and it failed to do so. Let it die.

34. Chicago Corruption. A man is defined by his origins and those with whom he kept company.

35. Obama’s Economic War. Bush had his. Obama has his. But, Bush's cost less. Never let a good crisis go to waste, right?

36. Reparative Justice. The Emancipation Proclamation obviously did not apply to entrepreneurial Americans. We’ve traded cotton for fiscal confiscation. Slavery is alive and well, and it is being reimplemented by the Obama administration in the form of tax plantations.

37. The Age Of Oil. As much as Obama would lust for alternative energy, the dinosaurs went extinct at the right time, and for the right reasons.

38. NBC. A slew of defamatory political media hacks with no purpose. Clinton had is own liberal dank media rep. Let’s not deprive Obama of his.

39. Bailout. For who?

40. "Certificate Of Live B.S." Obama’s origins remain obscure and covered in secrecy. When liberal hack shops like, The DailyKos, The Huffington Post and Obama's own Annenburg Foundation are confirming your constitutional eligibility, illegitimacy is a foregone conclusion. The medical professional attending Obama’s birth could have been the man on the grassy knoll as far as we know.

41. Inherited Crisis. So, what does Obama do? He makes it 10 times worse and tries to blame that on others too.

42. Border Security. Obama traded votes for his permission for Mexicans to invade America. Mexicans think they still have jurisdiction over constitutional law in Texas and Arizona. And, considering the numbers moving there illegally, they must. But, Obama doesn’t know about it yet. Maybe someone should tell him that we are being invaded.

43. The Myth Of 9/11. Most Obama supporters have forgotten it. They are so dissonant and morally vacant, they equate the murder of 3000 innocent people with the interrogation of captured terrorists. Liberals only remind us why, if death was necessary, the wrong people died on that terrible September day in 2001. The victims should have been others less worthy of remembrance and respect, now living in absence of appreciation for their own freedom hating those who provide it.

44. The Decline of America. The only indication this is occurring is the fact that a man like Barack Obama could actually assume the façade of leadership in the greatest assembly of advanced human citizenship in history.

45. Redistribution. Another Barackism used to soften the reality of his socialist politics and pander to liberals his desire to implement communism in America.

46. Fairness. As it is only defined by the liberal politician, and only the liberal politician. The reason there are people on earth less successful than Americans is because they lack the character, intelligence, courage and fortitude to make themselves.

47. Please Like Us. The world DOES NOT have the right to NOT be offended by America. By blaming America, Obama hopes to install a new world order governed through internationalism. The end of America is at hand.

48. Global Partnerships. Why would any real American partner with losers?

49. Accountability. As it applies to those Obama believes have acted irresponsibility. But, it will never apply to himself.

50. World Community. When America has failed to be the legally acquired destination of the rest of the world, the rest of the world is dead.

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